MTV Movie Awards - A Sort of Live Blog

I'm over a friend's house to watch the MTV Movie Awards. I usually don't watch award shows (except for the Oscars) and just find clips on YouTube afterwards, but I figured since I was actually watching this time, I'd blog random commentary. There are spoilers.

Currently watching Punk'd...the menu says it's supposed to be the red carpet though, so not sure what's going on.

HAHA...poor Drake. Fake earthquakes in parking garages, tasered pregnant wives, lmfao. That was awesome.

"You know you've really accomplished something if Ashton punks you." - Drake

Josh Hutcherson is my teenage hero.

Kind of want more Punk'd, this "red carpet" preview has very few actual red carpet stars.

"Is Prometheus the name of your penis?" - Joshua SomethingOrOtherFromMTV

Channing Tatum can DANCE. Damn. I'll have to see Magic Mike just for that.

"YouTube.com/YouFuckedUp" - haha. Oh Ashton and your insanity. Kim Kardashian was super calm. I need to channel her relaxing attitude on a daily basis, methinks.

"Be aggressive! Passive aggressive!" - best line ever. (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

And so it begins.

FUN. Love this song. The Glee version is my ringtone. Shut up; don't judge me.

I'm only 30 but I feel so old. Who the hell are these people.

PREACH RUSSELL. Russell Brand for President. Just wish he could be funnier. ;o)

Jennifer Aniston wins the first award: Biggest Dirtbag. Only on MTV!

Can't believe you can't vote for the awards unless you sign up on MTV.com and give them your email address/information.

Emma Stone is fantastic. I need to see Easy A again.

Breakthrough Award goes to...Shaline Woodley. I rooted for Melissa McCarthy but congrats to Shaline!

Best Male Performance Award goes to...Josh Hutcherson! He's fantastic. A better Peeta than I could ever could have hoped for. My bestie said, "Cato gave him a high-five." LOL Cute.

K-stew and the other Hemsworth brother. The height difference is adorable.

Best Female Performance Award is...Jennifer Lawrence for The Hunger Games! "Thanks to Suzanne Collins for creating such an iconic character in Katniss."

Wiz Khalifa doin' his thing on the stage. I've...never heard any of his stuff. Again, old. Or just oblivious.

Best Kiss Award...goes to R-Pattz and K-stew again. Poor girl had to make-out with herself b/c Rob's not there, haha.

Generational Award to Johnny Depp. He's amazing and absolutely deserves it. So many phenomenal movies in one lifetime and such an inspiration to actors.

Holy hell! Johnny Depp on stage with The Black Keys...he just got even sexier. Didn't know that was possible.

He got a little teary-eyed accepting the award. "Based on the (movie) clips (that were just shown), there's obviously something wrong with me." HAHA, nooooooo. Not at all!

Best Fight Award...Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson vs. Alexander Ludwig. Draw the X, shoot the arrow!

Wow...what is up with the rodents and small animal transitions in this show. Crazy cats with automatic weapons!! :o)

Best Cast Award...Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. Well-deserved.

RIP Hedwig and Dobby.

Best On-Screen Transformation Award...ooh Channing Tatum started stripping...not gonna complain...holy hell, Alcide Herveaux from True Blood! So much hotness on one stage....the award goes to Elizabeth Banks! Effie Trinket come to life. Gettin' dirty with the boys on stage.

I think the bestie is having a coronary over Channing Tatum. Says she needs to go watch "Step Up" again even though it sucked, haha.

Emma Stone is getting the award for Trailblazer. Jim Carrey with an anti-Emma t-shirt and a hybrid baby.

"Awwww, people cryin' over winnin' popcorn." - Bestie

Three amazing men on stage...Gary Oldman, Christian Bale, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Can't wait to see the new Batman movie. Christian Bale taking a moment to remember Heath Ledger, RIP.

New footage from The Dark Knight Rises. Anne Hathaway is Catwoman, wow. Holy crap, if you haven't seen the trailer already, go, watch!

Little known fact: I briefly dated Anne Hathaway's junior prom date while I was in grad school in New Jersey.

Jodie Foster presenting Best Movie Award! So great to see her.

And the award goes to.....The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1.

"He looks like he just came from a set." - Bestie
"He looks like he just had sex!" - Me
"The producer, not Taylor! He's a child! Ew!" - Bestie

Fin.

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Have to make sure I lean back away from the camera a bit more in future videos. It looked good in iMovie but didn't translate well on YouTube. Ah, well.